Karquilldap is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, impressive raccoon.

Karquilldap created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karquilldap, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Karquilldap, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Karquilldap's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Karquilldap's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of snails.

2. Put Karquilldap first in all things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Karquilldap.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.