Foblidnut is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unsympathetic lobster.

Foblidnut created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Foblidnut, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Foblidnut, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Foblidnut's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Foblidnut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three cats approach from the north.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Hide from black bats for they are unholy.