Sughamflow is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, capable ant.

Sughamflow created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sughamflow, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sughamflow, he will turn you into a goat.

Sughamflow's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Sughamflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.