Loghadlid is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, dishonourable donkey.

Loghadlid created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Loghadlid, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Loghadlid, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Loghadlid's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Loghadlid's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five turtles approach from the east.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Loghadlid on top of all buildings.

3. Always look after injured porpoises.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Loghadlid loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.