Megcudpag is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonest toad.

Megcudpag created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Megcudpag, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Megcudpag, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Megcudpag's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Megcudpag's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sheep with great respect.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Do not kill nematodes.

5. Do not cook food in pots.