Yarlpangdam Fubgovmob is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, awe-inspiring naga.

Yarlpangdam Fubgovmob created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlpangdam Fubgovmob, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yarlpangdam Fubgovmob, she will turn you into a dog.

Yarlpangdam Fubgovmob's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Yarlpangdam Fubgovmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat horses with great respect.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Swans are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.