Limgidbigvan is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, temperamental swallow.

Limgidbigvan created the planet Jupiter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limgidbigvan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Limgidbigvan, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Limgidbigvan's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Limgidbigvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Always obey Limgidbigvan's priests.

4. Do not take Limgidbigvan's name in vain.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.