Flanarmfit is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unjust scorpion.

Flanarmfit created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanarmfit, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flanarmfit, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Flanarmfit's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Flanarmfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Flanarmfit's name in vain.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Flanarmfit loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

5. Always look after injured shrews.