Fligxinfar is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, overgenerous
horse.
Fligxinfar created vertebrates seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fligxinfar, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Fligxinfar, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Fligxinfar's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Fligxinfar's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Never think about amino acids.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.