Linnutstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, conceited badger.

Linnutstaf created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Linnutstaf, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Linnutstaf, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Linnutstaf's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Linnutstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Erect three copper sculptures of Linnutstaf on top of important buildings.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always help dolphins in need.

5. Always wear orange.