Nillgidbest is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, ruthless wyvern.

Nillgidbest created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nillgidbest, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nillgidbest, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nillgidbest's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Nillgidbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not kill doves.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nillgidbest.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.