Dodhigtim is a god.
He takes the form of a large, fussy
raccoon.
Dodhigtim created gold seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dodhigtim, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Dodhigtim, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Dodhigtim's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.
Dodhigtim's Holy Commandments1. Never think about cell theory.
2. Erect three carbon sculptures of Dodhigtim on top of important buildings.
3. Always wear indigo.
4. Dodhigtim loves whales, so they must be honoured.
5. Never talk about moons.