Homgarkom is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, almighty hamster.

Homgarkom created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Homgarkom, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Homgarkom, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Homgarkom's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Homgarkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not kill gulls.

4. Run away from indigo ducks, for they are unholy.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Homgarkom.