Homgarkom is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, almighty
hamster.
Homgarkom created the Milkyway five million years ago.
If you believe in
Homgarkom, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Homgarkom, she will turn you into a sparrow.
Homgarkom's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.
Homgarkom's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your chest.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Do not kill gulls.
4. Run away from indigo ducks, for they are unholy.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Homgarkom.