Vonkbogceb is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, awesome eagle.

Vonkbogceb created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkbogceb, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vonkbogceb, he will not invite you to parties.

Vonkbogceb's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Vonkbogceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Retreat if three rats approach from the east.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.