Fasgun is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-powerful hyena.

Fasgun created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fasgun, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fasgun, she will remove you from existence.

Fasgun's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Fasgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink alcohol.