Mipdagquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, smart hare.

Mipdagquaf created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Mipdagquaf, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mipdagquaf, he will make you grow a tail.

Mipdagquaf's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Mipdagquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not speak about beans.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

5. You must love Mipdagquaf.
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