Pogtarbap is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, deceitful
chinchilla.
Pogtarbap created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pogtarbap, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Pogtarbap, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Pogtarbap's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Pogtarbap's Holy Commandments1. Always help seals.
2. Pogtarbap loves rats, so they must be honoured.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Never think about galaxies.