Pogtarbap is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, deceitful chinchilla.

Pogtarbap created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogtarbap, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pogtarbap, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Pogtarbap's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Pogtarbap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals.

2. Pogtarbap loves rats, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about galaxies.