Fosscabfid is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, generous frog.

Fosscabfid created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fosscabfid, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fosscabfid, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fosscabfid's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Fosscabfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not bounce in public.