Rullyattgun is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, annoying mouse.

Rullyattgun created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullyattgun, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rullyattgun, he will think nothing of it.

Rullyattgun's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Rullyattgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. You must pray to Rullyattgun eight times a day.

3. Feed all hungry mice.

4. Worship no other gods but Rullyattgun.

5. Never wear yellow jumpers.