Dudponsog is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unsympathetic pigeon.

Dudponsog created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudponsog, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dudponsog, he will laugh at you.

Dudponsog's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Dudponsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Always treat great tits with great respect.

3. Run away from fawn goats, for they are unholy.

4. Horses are not to be trusted.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.