Bangubpak is a god.

He takes the form of a large, witty newt.

Bangubpak created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bangubpak, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bangubpak, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bangubpak's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Bangubpak's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bangubpak five times a day.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Erect six copper sculptures of Bangubpak on top of important buildings.