Gudqueegfad is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, impressive unicorn.

Gudqueegfad created silver eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudqueegfad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gudqueegfad, he will not care at all.

Gudqueegfad's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Gudqueegfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near sharks.

2. Never talk about snakes.

3. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.