Waplistgedwip is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish cobra.

Waplistgedwip created humankind seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Waplistgedwip, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Waplistgedwip, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Waplistgedwip's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Waplistgedwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Waplistgedwip loves horses, so they must be respected.

3. Hide from green monkeys for they are unholy.

4. Always help sick mites.

5. Do not make images of living things.