Waplistgedwip is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish
cobra.
Waplistgedwip created humankind seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Waplistgedwip, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Waplistgedwip, it will have a very low opinion of you.
Waplistgedwip's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Waplistgedwip's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Waplistgedwip loves horses, so they must be respected.
3. Hide from green monkeys for they are unholy.
4. Always help sick mites.
5. Do not make images of living things.