Yiklinnur is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, generous crane.

Yiklinnur created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Yiklinnur, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yiklinnur, she will turn you into a snail.

Yiklinnur's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Yiklinnur's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red doves, for they are unholy.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Yiklinnur must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Feed all hungry hamsters.