Butgesstig is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, conceited otter.

Butgesstig created energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Butgesstig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Butgesstig, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Butgesstig's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Butgesstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Do not cook food in pots.