Fudnill is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unselfish goose.

Fudnill created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Fudnill, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fudnill, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fudnill's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Fudnill's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fudnill.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.