Parkmitsag Habtofgun Motbellfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unthinking coyote.

Parkmitsag Habtofgun Motbellfarn created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkmitsag Habtofgun Motbellfarn, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Parkmitsag Habtofgun Motbellfarn, he will turn you into a plant.

Parkmitsag Habtofgun Motbellfarn's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Parkmitsag Habtofgun Motbellfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Parkmitsag Habtofgun Motbellfarn's priests.

2. Worship no other gods but Parkmitsag Habtofgun Motbellfarn.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never paint your neck violet.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.