Kabbidmin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, boastful frog.

Kabbidmin created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabbidmin, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kabbidmin, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kabbidmin's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Kabbidmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Kabbidmin on top of all buildings.

3. Do not take Kabbidmin's name in vain.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always help snails.