Xinpigbep is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, duplicitous mongoose.

Xinpigbep created viruses three billion years ago.

If you believe in Xinpigbep, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xinpigbep, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Xinpigbep's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Xinpigbep's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick seals.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Run away if seven bats approach from the north.

5. Always stare at clouds.