Fatvonkdun is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, moody dragon.

Fatvonkdun created the cosmos six million years ago.

If you believe in Fatvonkdun, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fatvonkdun, she will destroy your favourite star.

Fatvonkdun's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Fatvonkdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Do not commit murder.