Bestbarnbug Vinligkom is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, temperamental rhinoceros.

Bestbarnbug Vinligkom created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestbarnbug Vinligkom, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bestbarnbug Vinligkom, she will come to you in dreams.

Bestbarnbug Vinligkom's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Bestbarnbug Vinligkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never hurt turtles.

5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.