Narlbotwod is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, boastful deer.

Narlbotwod created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlbotwod, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Narlbotwod, it will come to you in dreams.

Narlbotwod's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Narlbotwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

2. Never hurt seals.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Narlbotwod loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

5. Never jump in the presence of badgers.