Omtdimcun is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fast bird.

Omtdimcun created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtdimcun, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Omtdimcun, it will come to you in dreams.

Omtdimcun's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Omtdimcun's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Always help grasshopers in need.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Omtdimcun.

4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

5. Omtdimcun loves tortoises, so they must be respected.