Ripwongad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, bad-tempered capybara.

Ripwongad created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripwongad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ripwongad, he will come to you in dreams.

Ripwongad's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Ripwongad's Holy Commandments

1. Ripwongad loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

2. Worship no other gods but Ripwongad.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.