Dungamlim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fast lizard.

Dungamlim created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dungamlim, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dungamlim, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dungamlim's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Dungamlim's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never wear fawn ear rings.

3. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not run in public.