Afzogdin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unsympathetic jaguar.

Afzogdin created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Afzogdin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Afzogdin, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Afzogdin's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Afzogdin's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Run away if nine ducks approach from the west.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Do not hurt cats.