Weggarran is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, pitiless eagle.

Weggarran created the planet Earth nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weggarran, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Weggarran, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Weggarran's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Weggarran's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Weggarran on top of all buildings.

2. Never mention voles.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Weggarran must be the most important thing in your life.