Cinhabmatbodcaptimragsat is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful swallow.

Cinhabmatbodcaptimragsat created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinhabmatbodcaptimragsat, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cinhabmatbodcaptimragsat, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cinhabmatbodcaptimragsat's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Cinhabmatbodcaptimragsat's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cinhabmatbodcaptimragsat.

2. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Hide from indigo foxes for they are unholy.