Sadbestmid Jonsinsin is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, grumpy dove.

Sadbestmid Jonsinsin created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadbestmid Jonsinsin, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sadbestmid Jonsinsin, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sadbestmid Jonsinsin's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Sadbestmid Jonsinsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured capybaras.

2. Always wear green.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not speak about oranges.