Weglibfub is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, amazing raven.

Weglibfub created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weglibfub, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Weglibfub, he will send you a sign.

Weglibfub's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Weglibfub's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Weglibfub four times a day.

2. Do not speak about strawberries.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always help dolphins in need.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.