Quagsakmiswodominmap Bansterquamflowbut is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humorless skunk.

Quagsakmiswodominmap Bansterquamflowbut created Mount Everest five billion years ago.

If you believe in Quagsakmiswodominmap Bansterquamflowbut, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quagsakmiswodominmap Bansterquamflowbut, she will not care.

Quagsakmiswodominmap Bansterquamflowbut's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Quagsakmiswodominmap Bansterquamflowbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt foxes.

2. You must love Quagsakmiswodominmap Bansterquamflowbut.

3. Always look after injured turtles.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Pray towards the north.