Megmifjonomt is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, competent hippopotamus.

Megmifjonomt created time and space eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Megmifjonomt, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Megmifjonomt, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Megmifjonomt's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Megmifjonomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.