Futbigfly is a god.
She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciless
dolphin.
Futbigfly created gold three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Futbigfly, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Futbigfly, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Futbigfly's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Futbigfly's Holy Commandments1. Futbigfly loves whales, so they must be respected.
2. Do not sing in public.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.