Zogvigshav is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, selfish lion.

Zogvigshav created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Zogvigshav, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zogvigshav, she will send you a sign.

Zogvigshav's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Zogvigshav's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

2. Foxes are not to be trusted.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Never eat green fruit.