Wiksogflag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud dolphin.

Wiksogflag created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Wiksogflag, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wiksogflag, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Wiksogflag's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Wiksogflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of geese.

2. Always help squirrels.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never wear black tights.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.