Bumvabbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, witless salamander.

Bumvabbonk created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumvabbonk, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bumvabbonk, it will destroy your home planet.

Bumvabbonk's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bumvabbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always obey Bumvabbonk's priests.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always help whales in need.