Sisnurtbab is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, kind rat.

Sisnurtbab created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisnurtbab, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sisnurtbab, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Sisnurtbab's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Sisnurtbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not take Sisnurtbab's name in vain.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Sisnurtbab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.