Cenhapgil is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, stupid gnu.

Cenhapgil created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenhapgil, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cenhapgil, he will throw large rocks at you.

Cenhapgil's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cenhapgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Retreat if seven aardvarks approach from the north.

3. Run away from green ducks, for they are unholy.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.