Fomguprapfemtunzimtarg is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate swan.

Fomguprapfemtunzimtarg created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomguprapfemtunzimtarg, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fomguprapfemtunzimtarg, it will turn you into a tree.

Fomguprapfemtunzimtarg's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fomguprapfemtunzimtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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