Minfitgodkim is a god.
He takes the form of a small, selfish
yak.
Minfitgodkim created the Sol system seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Minfitgodkim, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Minfitgodkim, he will have a very low opinion of you.
Minfitgodkim's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Minfitgodkim's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Never talk about amino acids.
4. Never write about gravity.
5. Worship no other gods but Minfitgodkim.