Minfitgodkim is a god.

He takes the form of a small, selfish yak.

Minfitgodkim created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Minfitgodkim, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Minfitgodkim, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Minfitgodkim's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Minfitgodkim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Worship no other gods but Minfitgodkim.